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hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

(Source: stupidsexyganondorf)

roughrimjob:

FEELING LIKE YOU BOTHER THE ONLY PERSON YOU WANT TO TALK TO IS REALLY SHITTY

(Source: organmeat)

blowjab:

nash-grier:

Everyone has a right to their opinion.

that doesn’t mean everyone’s opinions are acceptable you raccoon looking fuck

(Source: kobyxgrimm)

astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

(Source: astoundly)

deduct:

i really wanna be in a movie but on the other hand, i’d probably make them delete the every scene because i looked bad

bagmilk:

ONLY DEAD PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIE AND THAT FRUSTRATES ME

(Source: heteroh)

graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

vaniccio:

i struggle between wanting to stay up late and wanting extra hours of sleep