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gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

knitmeapony:

egobus:

one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started  

Excellent parenting.

meatbicyclevevo:

thetowndrugdealer:

precumming:

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

thats so rude

samclafs:

the level of fierceness in this one gif is overwhelming 

(Source: margaerystyrells)

candycornfuse:

candycornfuse:

thirstiest:

why do people like fall

gravity

NO WAIT I MISUNDERSTOOD

(Source: thirstiest)

698-5519:

luketriton:

why is sick as a dog a saying
why are dogs so sick

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look at this sick dog